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Just when you thought it was safe to read ACTION again I'm back. I hear everyone thought I had died; well the truth is that I was at the reading of Jeannette's will and was bequeathed her fur coat. WELL I NEVER!! I was literally engulfed by it and it would not let me go until I promised not to say anything bad about Jeannette any more. I was always taught to speak good of the dead. Jeannette is dead, GOOD!

Twiggy is now wearing a locked chastity belt, but on her wrist? Either it's too big or too small. I wonder if Mark measured it or if it was a gift from one of Twiggy's admirers?

Tom and Dennis returned from Florida only to find that their drinking buddies, Dominic and Bill went on the wagon while they were away.

"Man Of The Year," Ray Wolf, missed the "Awards" presentation because he was with Jimmy Cougar in Florida, while "Woman Of The Year," Mary Los, was sure surprised to find Wildwood Lake so Gay on Sunday...turns out it was a surprise birthday party in her honor. Happy Birthday Mary!!

Bob C. of the "y" spent half the nite passed out under the table at the 620 on the 4th of July. Seems he was having so much fun with the balloons that he just couldn't keep up. How was your head the next day....better yet, when did you find it?

Emil was fired from the hospital the other day. I hear he was working in the sperm bank and got caught drinking on the job! Speaking of drinking... everyone has his eye on that bartender at Chaps. Not just his chaps, but what's inside too.

Rita hears there's a remake of "Motel Hell" coming out starring VICTOR MATURE. Won't V.L. just love it!

Happy birthday to Mother, Amber and Lady X (whoever she is).

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